Slunce seno -hlášky

12. června 2007 v 17:23 |  ♀hlášky
Mi řekni, prosim tě, co na tom chlastu máš? - Já ti to řeknu a ty začneš chlastat taky
Tatí a bila tě taky někdy tvoje maminka? - Ne, jenom tvoje!
U nás jde přestavba tak rychle, že my už dnes se máme líp než zítra… pozítří… včera… No včera jsi to přece řikal, předsedo
Řeknu si: svatba, svatební košile. No, co slyšim? D, píšu T, troubo!
Musíš pořád tak mlaskat? - Tak mě netluč! Mlaskej taky. Ale ty nemáš co, viď? - Babo jedna…
Vzteky tak zezelenáš, ty inženýrko tříbarevná, jedna! A hotovo.
Že má dvouletýho parchanta s cizí courou, ňákou pražskou! To se stalo! - Mami a co je to coura? … Jau! - Hajzle jeden!
Já vim, že můj starej stojí za hovno, ale je to můj muž!
To nebylo k jídlu! - Jakto, že to nebylo k jídlu, když ste toho zblajzla celej kastrůlek, co?
Když je to kyselo, tak je to kyselý!
Já mám zuby támhle v kredenci, v šupleti! - To máte, 15 let, ale ještě ste si je nešoupla do huby!
Maminko, vy dobře víte, že že po guláši trpíte průjmama… Doktore, čestný slovo, vždycky se nám po tom posere
Ježišikriste! Bavorov s malym b! Blbe, jdi vod toho! … No jo, chlastat pivo, to umíš
Sodoma Gomora, ale… ale už vopravdická!
Hoštice, ale nezastavujeme, máme zpoždění, vystoupíte si až ve Volyni!
Co to zase melete, Kelišová? - Ať se propadnu do západního Německa, jestli kecám, velebnosti
 

5 lidí ohodnotilo tento článek.

Komentáře

1 lena lena | 16. ledna 2008 v 9:33 | Reagovat

to je masovy

2 anonym anonym | E-mail | Web | 18. ledna 2008 v 20:36 | Reagovat

je to nahovno

3 to je jedno to je jedno | E-mail | 19. ledna 2008 v 20:07 | Reagovat

to je hustý!!!!

4 ................. ................. | 20. ledna 2008 v 15:09 | Reagovat

tohle je fakt divny ale kdyz se divam na slunce seno......tak sou tam i lepsi hlasky treba anelinovy barvicky

5 x-* x-* | 22. ledna 2008 v 10:38 | Reagovat

njn ceska klasika ......x-*

6 werunecka152 werunecka152 | 28. ledna 2008 v 17:12 | Reagovat

mazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeec z toho vzdycky becim smichy...

7 moder moder | 3. února 2008 v 17:47 | Reagovat

vam se tol ibi?me neee bleeeeee

8 elisbb elisbb | 3. února 2008 v 21:44 | Reagovat

filmy slunce seno jsou skvělé velké dík troškovi a hlavně hercum jsou bezkonkurenční

9 moder moder | 4. února 2008 v 21:42 | Reagovat

kecaaaaaaaaaaaas

10 Terry Terry | Web | 15. srpna 2008 v 22:23 | Reagovat

best :-D

11 !..oZzaNdAa..! !..oZzaNdAa..! | Web | 29. dubna 2009 v 15:24 | Reagovat

tO je psTě nEjvÉéjCc FiLmíÍk_ xD

12 PeTUliNeCKa PeTUliNeCKa | 9. května 2009 v 15:50 | Reagovat

NeKTerE HLaSky Co TU MAs JsoU DoBRy ALe VE FIlmU JsoU I LePSi...

13 nikča nikča | 24. června 2009 v 12:04 | Reagovat

Nu tak to je jako fakt hustej mazec!!!:D:D

14 marťa marťa | 24. června 2009 v 12:05 | Reagovat

Jasan Niky,souhlasím s tebou..:D:D takový kraviny co tam melou..:D

15 Smithk756 Smithk756 | E-mail | Web | 17. září 2014 v 5:30 | Reagovat

Where To Purchase AkChlor 250mg Without A Script aeddgekfabbbggee

16 Smithe137 Smithe137 | E-mail | Web | 19. září 2014 v 13:00 | Reagovat

This event occurred rigt after the time Mario return to the Mushroom Kingdom so it had to take place after edcdeaafdbaeabbe

17 Pharmg903 Pharmg903 | E-mail | Web | 23. září 2014 v 15:27 | Reagovat

Very nice site! cheap goods http://aieopxy2.com/osovrrv/4.html

18 Pharmg104 Pharmg104 | E-mail | Web | 23. září 2014 v 15:28 | Reagovat

Very nice site!

19 cialis_online cialis_online | E-mail | Web | 10. října 2014 v 13:45 | Reagovat

Hello!

20 Smithb739 Smithb739 | E-mail | Web | 2. listopadu 2014 v 2:06 | Reagovat

You have an incredibly nice layout for your blog, i want it to utilize on my site also . bdbdgeeeegdaadab

21 cialis_price cialis_price | E-mail | Web | 26. května 2015 v 20:15 | Reagovat

coumadin valtrex interaction

22 cialis_dosage cialis_dosage | E-mail | Web | 9. července 2015 v 19:15 | Reagovat

Thanks  for another magnificent post. Where else may just anybody get that kind of info in such a perfect manner of writing? I have a presentation next week, and I'm at the look for such information.

23 via_gra_online via_gra_online | E-mail | Web | 11. května 2016 v 4:34 | Reagovat

Very informative post.Really thank you! Awesome.

24 buy_cialis buy_cialis | E-mail | Web | 21. května 2016 v 23:33 | Reagovat

If some one wants expert view concerning running a blog afterward i advise himher to pay a quick visit this

25 cialis cialis | E-mail | Web | 28. května 2016 v 0:02 | Reagovat

What sites and blogs perform searching district interact most on?

26 tadalafil tadalafil | E-mail | Web | 30. května 2016 v 2:54 | Reagovat

Some really nice and useful information on this web site, also I conceive the style and design holds superb features.

27 cialis cialis | E-mail | Web | 4. června 2016 v 1:07 | Reagovat

I'm really impressed with your writing skills as well as with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Anyway keep up the excellent quality writing, its rare to see a great blog like this one these days..

28 online online | E-mail | Web | 7. června 2016 v 23:22 | Reagovat

Rattling nice pattern and good subject matter, hardly anything else we need  D.

29 cialis cialis | E-mail | Web | 13. června 2016 v 9:46 | Reagovat

Some  truly   select  blog posts on this  web site ,  saved to fav.

30 order_cialis order_cialis | E-mail | Web | 14. června 2016 v 23:28 | Reagovat

Thank you, I have just been searching for information approximately this subject for ages and yours is the best I have came upon till now. But, what concerning the conclusion? Are you certain in regards to the supply?

31 viagra_pills viagra_pills | E-mail | Web | 17. června 2016 v 5:39 | Reagovat

I really like your writing style, great info, thank you for putting up

32 side side | E-mail | Web | 21. června 2016 v 5:49 | Reagovat

Someone necessarily help to make seriously articles I'd state. This is the very first time I frequented your website page and up to now? I surprised with the research you made to create this particular publish extraordinary. Fantastic process!

33 cialis_price cialis_price | E-mail | Web | 24. června 2016 v 13:15 | Reagovat

I do consider all the ideas you've presented on your post. They're really convincing and can certainly work. Still, the posts are very brief for novices. May just you please extend them a little from next time? Thanks for the post.

34 cialis_price cialis_price | E-mail | Web | 24. června 2016 v 15:15 | Reagovat

Beneficial Location Hi gentleman the following transpire a number of web page link with the aim of represses information that will a person may possibly acquire positive yourselves. The Significance Verifying away from home.

35 viagra viagra | E-mail | Web | 30. června 2016 v 4:10 | Reagovat

very nice submit, i definitely love this website, keep on it

36 cialis cialis | E-mail | Web | 30. června 2016 v 15:56 | Reagovat

Over the course of the initial period, they began to flrm group identities.

37 photos_viagra photos_viagra | E-mail | Web | 4. července 2016 v 20:41 | Reagovat

Hi, everything is going well here and ofcourse every one is sharing information, that's really fine, keep up writing.

38 cialis cialis | E-mail | Web | 11. července 2016 v 21:35 | Reagovat

This web site really has all the information and facts I wanted about this subject and didn't know who to ask.

39 prescription prescription | E-mail | Web | 13. července 2016 v 21:51 | Reagovat

This is really interesting, You're a very skilled blogger. I have joined your feed and look forward to seeking more of your magnificent post. Also, I have shared your web site in my social networks!

40 generic generic | E-mail | Web | 17. července 2016 v 12:45 | Reagovat

Yeah bookmaking this wasn't a risky conclusion outstanding post!

41 from from | E-mail | Web | 18. července 2016 v 22:33 | Reagovat

I gotta  favorite this  internet site  it seems  handy  very useful

42 buy_cialis buy_cialis | E-mail | Web | 23. července 2016 v 21:19 | Reagovat

I'm curious to uncover out what blog system youre employing? Im experiencing some small security troubles with my latest weblog and Id like to locate something more safeguarded. Do you've any recommendations?

43 online online | E-mail | Web | 25. července 2016 v 21:27 | Reagovat

To paraphrase, how do you do a search for information sites that fit what I want to check out? Does any body have learned how to BROWSE through blogs and forums by content or anything that on blog writer? .

44 without without | E-mail | Web | 28. července 2016 v 15:08 | Reagovat

I was  looking through  some of your  blog posts on this  internet site  and I  conceive this  web site  is  rattling informative !  Keep on posting .

45 order_cialis order_cialis | E-mail | Web | 4. srpna 2016 v 15:38 | Reagovat

Valuable information. Lucky me I found your site by accident, and I am shocked why this accident did not happened earlier! I bookmarked it.

46 cialis cialis | E-mail | Web | 7. srpna 2016 v 13:59 | Reagovat

Hello!

47 Smithk563 Smithk563 | E-mail | Web | 12. srpna 2016 v 2:22 | Reagovat

I actually got into this post. I located it to be fascinating and loaded with exclusive points of interest. I like to read material that makes me believe. Thank you for writing this fantastic content. dkedaadgdaeaaefd

48 Pharmf336 Pharmf336 | E-mail | Web | 13. srpna 2016 v 2:39 | Reagovat

Very nice site!

49 cialis cialis | E-mail | Web | 3. listopadu 2016 v 12:43 | Reagovat

But a smiling visitor  here to share the love , btw  outstanding  layout.

50 Jamesnum Jamesnum | E-mail | 3. ledna 2017 v 2:51 | Reagovat

XRumer 16.0 is a new professional tool for mass posting,
mass registering of profiles, mass liking, etc., with innovative
and revolutional tool for captcha solving - XEvil

51 Janchurevma Janchurevma | E-mail | Web | 5. ledna 2017 v 18:30 | Reagovat

If you want to buy a cheap veshchichek for a change, I can safely recommend this site!
<a href=http://0gogo.ru/shop> New International online clothing store </a>

Has made more than 5 orders, the first two things went more than a month (in Russian), the rest is not more than a month.
Basically I ordered a blouse and sweater, I have the size M, and my ideal size is one size.

All products can be found on the site showcase - http://0gogo.ru/shop

- prices always and everywhere!
- free shipping anywhere in the world;
- cheaper simply do not have;
- excellent quality at a reasonable price;

52 DebbiDub DebbiDub | E-mail | Web | 6. ledna 2017 v 13:53 | Reagovat

Koupil jsem koДЌka nevД›dД›l, jak to nazvat. Zde naЕЎel jsem funny cat names http://allcatsnames.com/funny-cat-names pro ГєplnГЅ seznam jmen pro koДЌky

53 gamffjb gamffjb | E-mail | Web | 7. ledna 2017 v 20:42 | Reagovat

Alcohol is a stew if it affects any say of your brio, <a href=http://genericlevitra.us.com/>levitra professional</a> including your haleness, your wield and your living at home. You may comprise a enigma with <a href=" http://vardenafil.space/ ">levitra</a> if you fantasize nearly drinking all the notwithstanding, <a href=http://onlinepharmacy.top/#cialis-coupon>costco pharmacy pricing</a> if you keep bothersome to quit on your own but can’t, or if you on numerous occasions indulge more than you design to or more than is innocuous as a remedy for what you are doing http://genericlevitra.us.com/ levitra 20mg  (such as driving a railway carriage).

54 kentarozza kentarozza | E-mail | 8. ledna 2017 v 5:33 | Reagovat

You're heard about the game "Alone Balloon" for android? It's really hard game, i'm could collect only 15 scores, it's really cool :)
I'm really want to find friend... Let's posting our scores on this post?
You can watch the video about alone balloon game: <a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2KN95HEzA>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2KN95HEzA</a>

55 SabinaChema SabinaChema | E-mail | Web | 8. ledna 2017 v 19:58 | Reagovat

example of a character analysis essay

http://blueshare.us/index.php?link=6473

56 elviati2 elviati2 | E-mail | Web | 9. ledna 2017 v 11:45 | Reagovat

Redesigned nude pictures  
http://futanari.porndairy.in/?rhiannon
  erotic illustration erotic fight erotic tv channels erotic sketches adult erotic fiction

57 Мужские препараты для потенции 5548 Мужские препараты для потенции 5548 | E-mail | Web | 9. ledna 2017 v 20:47 | Reagovat

Препарат виагра купить
<a href="http://menshealthed.ru/prodazha-dzhenerika-sialis/kak-provezti-sialis.php">как провезти сиалис</a> Применение этого спрея позволяет мужчине контролировать момент семяизвержения, продлить интимный контакт, за счет этого партнерша сможет многократно испытать оргазм.

58 cialis cialis | E-mail | Web | 10. ledna 2017 v 3:12 | Reagovat

Hello!

59 ScottGueds ScottGueds | E-mail | 10. ledna 2017 v 20:57 | Reagovat

Hi there, and thank you for the information. Ive surely learned some thing new from that. I do however have some technical problems using this phorum, as our browser continued crashing. Well Internet marketing adding this specific to my Rss feed and need to consider a much more of your current fascinating content material. Make certain you bring up to date this again quickly…. Thanks! http://arkiv.opensource.dk/samarbejde/index.php?title=Club-De-Alterne-En-Getafe-e

60 JulieKit JulieKit | E-mail | Web | Sobota v 6:48 | Reagovat

Good post! I read your blog often and you always post excellent content. I posted this article on Facebook and my followers like it. Thanks for writing this!

61 Luisarit Luisarit | E-mail | Web | Neděle v 13:24 | Reagovat

whoa1h this blog is great i love reading your posts. Keep up the great work! You know, a lot of people are looking around for this information, you can aid them greatly.

62 lftgun lftgun | E-mail | Web | Neděle v 17:05 | Reagovat

Blood pressure is resolved, moment by weight, next to the stabilize between compassion efficiency versus total circumferential resistance and varies depending on position, emotional asseverate, work, and comparable health/disease states. http://viagrawithoutdoctor.com/ viagra without a doctor prescription is regulated by the genius via both the distressed and endocrine systems.

Nový komentář

Přihlásit se
  Ještě nemáte vlastní web? Můžete si jej zdarma založit na Blog.cz.
 

Aktuální články

Reklama